I really don't like Coloradans, so I think you should all stay there.
Well some of you are ok. But ......well then there are the Wyomingites.
And don't even get me started about the Californians.
After spending a winter in Crested Butte and a winter in Whitefish, I have to say Texans are all right. They tend to wear more hair product than me. More jewelry than I am personally comfortable with and talk a bit louder than I do, but I also got tipped ( driving a town bus ) for playing Stevie Ray Vaughan.
They also tend to drink and party more which means they are less likely to be up early and taking up space in the lift lines. Win. Win.
We had lots of Canadians in Whitefish. So let's just say they ......don't tip. Or hardly do. In a tourist driven business this is not good.
They seem to take themselves a little more seriously too. As if the brunt of social consciousness for North America rests on their shoulders due to the slackness of their south of the border neighbors.
They don't seem to drink and party as much, so therefore end up getting up earlier and try to find the goods that are all mine, mine, mine.
Take off eh???
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