Bumper Sticker Beware: Possible situation...So a dude's truck topper has a sticker on it that says "no vacancy" he pops the tailgate to let his dog out and a hot chick walks by seeing "no vancancy" on the truck. She thinks:
A: this dude only sleeps with his dog and has no interest in chicks.
B: This dude is gets around so much that he has to put a sticker on his truck that says no vacancy to keep random scummy chicks/dudes from crawling into the bed of his truck with him at camp sites.
C: Wow, I had no Idea there's no camping allowed for non-paddler chics at Gorefest!
D: Colorado has no vacancy, I should just take my playboat and go to boise.
I'm gonna leave this open-ended for someone else to write the female version....
I'm trying to get my hands on a sticker that says "Yo Mamma's Big Fat Booty Band" Any luck? (yes a real good band)