Originally Posted by montuckyhuck
Seriously guys, this person is super serious and all you can do is point fingers from your smelly out dated river garments. Personally I have found unicorn tears work well. These creatures are very tough though so beating one hard enough to make it cry is the hard part.
Yeah, good call, I forgot about unicorn tears....it might remove some the water repellant though. I suggest after washing it in unicorn tears it would probably be a good idea to leave out somewhere that a Bigfoot can pi*s on it. That Bigfoot pi*s repels everything!
Boy, I feel good about myself now, nothing like helping out a fellow buzzard!