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Old 07-28-2008   #1
 
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WOOD IN SALIDA!

White Chocolate is not so bad. His gangster killer attitude is only a fašade, as we all assumed, he broke down in the car and read a poem about all the things he loved in his life. My favorite part was when he used a simile to express the relationship between his new found love for the water and the beautiful blue glow of my eyes.

In fact, the dude has some mad skills on and off the water; his sweet talking charisma and gentleman like characteristics make him one the best guys I have paddled with all season. He even carried both of our boats.

We started off the day floating the Milk Run in BV. (A personal first D for both of us).
I showed him how to hold the shaft of the paddle correctly and how to feather it to get the most impact, with the least effort. He was very easy to teach and I enjoyed showing him all that I have learned over the years.

Later that afternoon, he got up the guts to ask me if he was ready to get into the hole and try to play around. I was not sure we were ready for that commitment so early on, so we went and rented a little boogie board so he could get his face wet without wet exiting.

After I watched him play around, I showed him how it was really done. He took out his video camera as I demonstrated the McNasty left and right and his favorite, the air screw. We watched the video over and over again as I explained exactly how to perform these tricks safely.

We decided to camp in the back of his truck and listen to rain drops gently soak the landscape. W to the C is a man of many words and explodes with excitement very easily. Anyone that has the opportunity to paddle and chat with this man should take full advantage.
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this has to be one of the turkey leg stories cause im pulling the carcass back out for this one. wood in salida?
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I've got to assume an intended creative double entendre in the title.
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Freaking hilarious! Why do all the bad guys always get the girls!
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Freaking hilarious! Why do all the bad guys always get the girls!
He was only bad when I told him to be
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I call bull shit no way is this possible not even in 100 years. im throwing the turkey now.
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How did White Chocolate get everyone's passwords?
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I've got to assume an intended creative double entendre in the title.
Not just the title..."hold the shaft correctly"....."ready to play in the hole"...


Nicely written all the way through I'd say.
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mize penis is like an ocean
it goes down so deep
my penis is like a rose
whose beauty you want to keep

my penis is like a river
that will never end
my penis is like a dove
with a bootyful message to send

my penis is like a rap
that goes on and on forever
my penis is like a prisoner
tits, to you that I surrender

thanks for the amazing weekend gurl
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stupid.
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