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Old 07-29-2008   #31
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So here is a quick little diddy:

Her eye's glowed like Schlitz cans in the moonlight,
Her leg's were like turkey legs
Tapered just rightwe played in the hole
till we coulnt no more
then we layed down and listened to Tupac
under the starlight
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Old 07-29-2008   #32
 
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Honky Hiphop Poseur Dude is not so bad. His Aurora Suburban White Guy Posing as a Black Urban Gangsta is an amazingly unconvincing construct of dubious origin and even more dubious delivery. My favorite part was when he made up a "poem" about his penis, showing us his impressive sensitivity. Clearly he is in touch with his Inner Wanker. Maybe he'll flash us some gang signs that he learned on the Mean Streets of Aurora while waiting at the McDonalds drive up window for his Happy Meal. We wait ever so patiently for the next chapter of this thrilling saga to unfold.

Or not...
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You didn't answer my question? How 'bout a little clinic?
I'll give you a little clinic...
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I'll give you a little clinic...
Not cool. That picture of my dad is from our family's private album! I guess nothing is sacred now.
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CUgirl, I'll go kayaking with you. I already know how, so we can skip all that beginner stuff. I'm assuming you're a class V boater. Class III's just aren't that exciting for me anymore. IV's are what I've been running and I'm thinking it might be time to jump up to V's. I've got a great helmet that's kept me safe so far, but I'm thinkin that if we do some V's I might have to upgrade to a full-face helmet. Better safe than sorry, right?
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CUgirl, I'll go kayaking with you. I already know how, so we can skip all that beginner stuff. I'm assuming you're a class V boater. Class III's just aren't that exciting for me anymore. IV's are what I've been running and I'm thinking it might be time to jump up to V's. I've got a great helmet that's kept me safe so far, but I'm thinkin that if we do some V's I might have to upgrade to a full-face helmet. Better safe than sorry, right?
Damn dude, full face? I guess you can't take any chances with these river chicks...
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Yeah, full face may sound like overkill, but the river's always unpredictable and it just takes one good rock at the wrong time...and then you're wishing you'd paid the extra money for more protection.
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I thought we were still on the double entendres. My comment had nothing to do with kayaking. It was more like a social protection thing. Kind of like paper bagging...
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i am calling you out casper mike, i have pm'd you twice to come down here and boat with me and you never got back, are you scared to run some shit with me?
cukayak girl has given me the confidence to run some more first d's, i found this sick stretch on turkey creek, hit me up and i will show you how we do it down here. i can also so you some new tricks i have been working on down in confluence park, probly throw some ends in your face while your taking notes. i have a bomber roll now thanks to my cutie instructor, ready to take your wyoming punk ass on. maybe a bufe off at turkey creek?
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Randaddy, yeah, that's what I'm saying. If you're about to get on the river with some class V chick and have her show you the way down, you don't know what line she might take you on. It may be one that you don't need to worry about, but it might be different and it only takes one rock that might catch you off guard and then you've gotta deal with the consequences. And the trip to the hospital would be more expensive that just buying a better helmet.
I think we're still on the same page.
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