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Old 07-29-2008   #21
 
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If WC has half a brain, I'm sure he at least had a helmet on before going into the hole....

OUCH!!!
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CU, it is noble that you showed WC such compassion...ESPECIALLY since he's the kinda twerp (twurp?) who composes hackneyed odes to his little, bitty dick. I'm sure you made his day.


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WOW, that sure was special.

I was really sad my ipod broke on the way down to Salida, but W.C. saved the trip. I gave him so much to rap about; there was never a moment of silence.

I know everyone( especally CasperMike and DurangoSteve) thinks this dude is a Dbag and I have to admit, I was even a little shocked by how W.C. rolls. His baby pink “I love boobs” shirt, red headband and short cut off jeans confused, even a blonde. I figured he had to be compensating for something especially when he pulled up in a large, elevated truck with a ball sack hanging from his hitch. It wasn’t until our 3rd heart to heart that he explained to me how his confidence was shriveled at the early age of 28 when a female got down on her knees for the first time, unzipped his pants, and then laughed at him uncontrollably until she was blue in the face. This scared poor little W.C. for years.

The poem he wrote up here was a small step to his public recovery. I am shocked that the boating community is so harsh to the beginners of the sport. Last night in an attempt to educate my fuzzy bar of chocolate, I took out the Bible and the New Testament and read to him the fantastic stories of our elders; all the great laughs, cries, and carnage. I explained to him (I am shocked no one has done this yet) that if the section is in the book, it has probably already been run and if the section is not in the book, it has probably already been run. His tears dried up as I told him that one day he will find that first D, probably in a state like Okalahoma or Nebraska, one that would normally be off the boating radar. I left him on the couch with the precious books and some warm milk. He stared at the pictures all night long; he never knew someone could look so cool.
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CU...Which hole were you two playing in? It wasn't clear from the initial trip report...
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If WC has half a brain, I'm sure he at least had a helmet on before going into the hole....
ya we both had helmets on, Dorks! Did you think we paddled without them?

I did learn how to stay upright though unlike Count, who has lost and broken more helmets this year than most go through in a life time.
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I took Pictures!

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CU...Which hole were you two playing in? It wasn't clear from the initial trip report...
Your mom's

j/k we were in the top hole in the Salida play park mostly.
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Apparently blondes can't even COUNT to 1 because that is all the helmets I've gone through this season.

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P.S. you still owe me icecream.
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Will you teach me how to kayak? It sounds like an unforgettable experience...
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No Derk, you owe me Ice Cream.

You are a little liar you can't even bullshit the run I rolled on.

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You didn't answer my question? How 'bout a little clinic?
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