WOOD IN SALIDA!

[jeffro]

CU...Which hole were you two playing in? It wasn't clear from the initial trip report...

[jeffro]

Eww. I just hope all proper safety gear was used.

[COUNT]

If WC has half a brain, I'm sure he at least had a helmet on before going into the hole....

[ecarlson972]

Originally Posted by COUNT

If WC has half a brain, I'm sure he at least had a helmet on before going into the hole....

OUCH!!!

[COUNT]

Apparently blondes can't even COUNT to 1 because that is all the helmets I've gone through this season.

COUNT

P.S. you still owe me icecream.

[CUkayakGirl]

No Derk, you owe me Ice Cream.

You are a little liar you can't even bullshit the run I rolled on.

[pinemnky13]

Mental note: Take creative writing classes in September..... wait I'll be on the river , oh well

[pinemnky13]

So here is a quick little diddy:

Her eye's glowed like Schlitz cans in the moonlight,
Her leg's were like turkey legs
Tapered just rightwe played in the hole
till we coulnt no more
then we layed down and listened to Tupac
under the starlight

[DurangoSteve]

Honky Hiphop Poseur Dude is not so bad. His Aurora Suburban White Guy Posing as a Black Urban Gangsta is an amazingly unconvincing construct of dubious origin and even more dubious delivery. My favorite part was when he made up a "poem" about his penis, showing us his impressive sensitivity. Clearly he is in touch with his Inner Wanker. Maybe he'll flash us some gang signs that he learned on the Mean Streets of Aurora while waiting at the McDonalds drive up window for his Happy Meal. We wait ever so patiently for the next chapter of this thrilling saga to unfold.

Or not...

[Randaddy]

CU,

Will you teach me how to kayak? It sounds like an unforgettable experience...