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Old 07-21-2009   #41
 
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Yeah, but I heard that a coupla Amish senators from Ordway have proposed a new BUI/FUI law. Where will it stop?
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Old 07-21-2009   #42
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Thanks for all the points of view! Sounds like so many aspects of boating - use common sense and don't be stupid and the rangers won't bother you. But it's good to know what the law says, like it or not.

Since it was brought up, I gotta ask.... Is sex on a raft illegal? LOL

No but it can cost you your job. One of our sweep drivers invited a young nubile to join him on the sweep that day. They were in the eddy below Pistol getting busy when another trip floated by. They never stopped. The other trip complained to USFS.

USFS talked to our outfitter and the sweep boat driver - out the door he went.
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sex on rafts. by far the best sex in the world... if those liberal bastards try to illegize it, i will take back the US from this bitch of a grandmother who thinks her cookies are better than your deluxe chip ahoy.

if you think raft's are fun for the frisky, try a walmart raft. i bet you are wondering how i accomplished that.... all skills
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riding a horse drunk is only a 21 dollor ticket...i can afford that
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It's not worth drinking any more you can't drive,boat,ride a bike,ride a horse,kayak or raft.
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riding a horse drunk is only a 21 dollor ticket...i can afford that
What if you are sitting on a horse that is not yours, a open container of beer in your hand, naked with just a pfd on and tied to a raft, with intent to go rafting, what would the fine be?
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sex on rafts. by far the best sex in the world... if those liberal bastards try to illegize it, i will take back the US from this bitch of a grandmother who thinks her cookies are better than your deluxe chip ahoy.

if you think raft's are fun for the frisky, try a walmart raft. i bet you are wondering how i accomplished that.... all skills

I know you are posting in jest, but the "liberal bastards" are hardly the ones to try and limit what you can and cannot do with a consenting adult.

Typically those lawmakers come with the twin titles Conservative and Republican.
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What if you are sitting on a horse that is not yours, a open container of beer in your hand, naked with just a pfd on and tied to a raft, with intent to go rafting, what would the fine be?

Drunken raft sex with a horse and guns & no fire pan
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Illegal to have sex with a horse on a raft. Gun has to be registered. Fire pan required if you are going to have overnight sex with horse on raft; day horse/raft sex-no fire pan required (must pack out all horse shit)
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the naked would help but your still not wearing a helmet...is the horse drunk too...aspca will fine you for this...mabe to folks from peta will be out on the river ticketing people...
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Illegal to have sex with a horse on a raft. Gun has to be registered. Fire pan required if you are going to have overnight sex with horse on raft; day horse/raft sex-no fire pan required (must pack out all horse shit)
I knew the fire pan would be a problem
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