Originally Posted by wildh2onriver
and then there's the shitbag lazy fuck kayaker threads that annoy all rafters who have been stupid enough to carry these blood sucking, bloated ticks 'cause their mangina was sore after being thrashed on Little D, while the raft crews prepares and cleans up dinner..."oh, can you carry my bag(s)? I only have some cross dressing outfits, a few sex toys and some KY, you'll hardly notice it", seems like the standard conversation on many WW trips. I can't count how many times I've carried kayaks(ers) down the river. So, slam our threads all you want, but some of you are complete beeeahhhtchs.
Wild thinks Westwater is the sensation he gets when, after having a few too many screwdrivers, he accidentally leans over to flush the bidet at the Newport Country Club and douches water up his nose.