Pansie-ass response to Epic Eric
In representative of the Idaho pansies, I just would like to share what an honor it was to have coward in the presence of Eric "The Conqueror" Squeekyboater in the midst of his quest. I cannot express in enough sarcasm what an honor it was to be considered for such an epic, humble, and heroic journey as this. It is of the like that would have made Sir Edward Shakleton quake in his seal hide boots. I only have shame in admitting that I chose comfort over misery and bravado. A mistake that my pansie ass friends and I will be sure to make over and over again.
From the land of big rivers and little nads,