Just be careful about which bowmonkeys you let on that boat! You see what happened to the last raft he got on don't you?!? That's not a narwhale breaching, you know!
But seriously, Zach - give me a call - got somffin' fa ya! Sounds like the mini would kick butt!
Nothing in the world is more yielding and gentle than water. Yet it has no equal for conquering the resistant and tough. The flexible can overcome the unbending; the soft can overcome the hard. - Lao Tse