Boof-old-balls, you just showed your stripes as a creepy old long-sack-havin' wierdo and NOT a boater.
No matter how tongue in cheek you never -- EVER -- say shit like that.
Take your weak ass old man creep show to some other forum. If I ever see an old naked freak on the river he's going to catch an AT up his ass, chunder style. Bitch.
I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people, because I bet a lot of high schools would pick "Americans" as their mascot. -Jack Handy