Grand Canyon Trip 2011
Hey listen all you buzzards! Looking for some rafters, kayakers, canoist and tubers to float the Grand one last time. Must be drug free and absolutely no drinkers. Must be addicted to redbull and cigarettes. We will have a group meeting very soon where I will discuss why we all must bring running shorts, tank tops and, thats right, you guessed it converse allstar tennis shoes. I want to max out our trip capacity so tell all your friends. We are planning a mass suicide in Redwall Cavern. We will drink(NO ALCOHOL) red bulls for three days straight and smoke carton upon carton of cigarettes. I will decide when it is time to meet our leader. Upon which time we will all lie down in a pyramid pattern on the ground centered on our can pile of redbulls. If our can pile is satisfcatory to the great leader he will take us away in the mothership. If our can pile is not worthy we will be directed by his holy self to strangle each other till we are all dead.