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Old 09-24-2010   #1
Real Estate, Colorado
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Grand Canyon Trip 2011

Hey listen all you buzzards! Looking for some rafters, kayakers, canoist and tubers to float the Grand one last time. Must be drug free and absolutely no drinkers. Must be addicted to redbull and cigarettes. We will have a group meeting very soon where I will discuss why we all must bring running shorts, tank tops and, thats right, you guessed it converse allstar tennis shoes. I want to max out our trip capacity so tell all your friends. We are planning a mass suicide in Redwall Cavern. We will drink(NO ALCOHOL) red bulls for three days straight and smoke carton upon carton of cigarettes. I will decide when it is time to meet our leader. Upon which time we will all lie down in a pyramid pattern on the ground centered on our can pile of redbulls. If our can pile is satisfcatory to the great leader he will take us away in the mothership. If our can pile is not worthy we will be directed by his holy self to strangle each other till we are all dead.

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Old 09-24-2010   #2
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Count me in! Is it ok though if I mainline extra strength 5 hour energys and snort the tobbaco out of my virginia slim menthol 100's?

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Old 09-25-2010   #3
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It's about time someone said something sensible on this forum.
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Old 09-27-2010   #4
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can you send me the dates so I can make sure it coincides with my girlfriends and the girls in the office time of the month so I am safely away and they will think it was just a "bad decision" acccident.
Thank you for considering me, January would be a great month to make this happen
Who's your monkey?
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Old 09-27-2010   #5
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This sounds great! I would love to come! I hope it is right around tax season
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Old 09-28-2010   #6
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Can I bring my tennis racquet and 3 pet cats??

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