Originally Posted by Phil U.
...Hell, Leif is a playboater fer chrisesakes. Lets not ferget, yer all front rangers, ...
It started out as the age-old rivalry of rafters versus kayakers, but now you've gone and made it personal! Front ranger!?!?! I sort of rent a house on what some people may call the eastern side of the continental divide, but I will never consent to be called a front ranger. I'm just staying here for a few days, passing through. My phone is still a 970, as is my soul.
I demand satisfaction. Phil, I would like to challenge you to a duel. Since you also seem to be implying that since I am a badass playboater, I am somehow less of a paddler, I suppose that you would favor a race of some sort. May I suggest a head to head sprint down barrel springs in three weeks? Top to bottom run through Death, 11:00 AM, March 27?