Originally Posted by DanOrion
To get it all out there, return drunk, reeking of wet neoprene and tell her that you just lost/broke $1300 worth of gear and need to replace it immediately.
Pretty much. Set the precedent. I'm not married, but if I ever do get married I want to make it very, very clear that there will be days like that and they had better be accepted without comment. Oh yea Helio, if you're in D-town you'll obviously need to do the customary post paddling bong hits with "Jack the Ripper". After all, 'when in Rome'.