Who wants to guide Chris This Weekend?
Sorry DUDE! I'm busy with the wife so your stuck rowing Chris down the river this weekend. Remember keep him 20 feet off the bank at all times. you might want to bring a step ladder to help him in and out of the boat. Remember to drop anchor when he's tying on his flies after he breaks off so you don't miss the good spots, he breaks off alot. Don't forget your camera because he likes having his picture taken and earplugs....yeah definately earplugs, boy I miss fishin with the Black Bastard.
But seriously, can't make it sell my spot on this post for a bottle of Crown, a twelver of the Blue or someone to row the Pumpkin.
Oh Yeah and Teach that fucker to row while your at it
Have fun, been wanting to hit that stretch just not a good weekend to get away now, sorry I can't go should be fun and there ain't now way in hell that you two will be on the river early after staying up by the campfire till 2 a.m. the night before..........maybe I better figure out a way to make this trip just for the entertainment value
Muchas trutas para usted y una buena dia en el rio
Viva La Rubber Pumpkin