you forgot some good ones, Ryan
* They drive across low-water bridges during floods
* They drink Coors and Coors-Lite (because they really believe Clear Creek is clean)
* They honestly believe that NASCAR drivers and golfers are athletes (I guess maybe a golfer could be is they walked the course)
* They line-dance and boot-scoot to Rap music (I swear to God I actually saw this on more than one occasion)
Last summer when nothing was running down there I went out to the lake to paddle around, flatwheels, rolls, etc... a kid on the shore asked me when I got near if I was spastic or a retard, because I kept flipping my boat around and over...