When I saw this thread I sent it to my friend Justin because he knows a lot of words and he loves to use them. He called me up after he found out he won and told me he had inspiration from a local Oregon Apocalypse beer. Now he's getting psyched to do some big Grand Canyon canyoneering routes with his new Alpacalypse.
Justin is not a Buzzard, and earlier this year when Rocky Contos was recruiting boatmen from the buzz for the big Peru river trip, I wanted to go so bad but could not. So I called Justin and told him about the trip after one thing lead to another he landed himself in the captains seat of a gear boat. I will try to get him to sign up, he would be an excellent buzzard.