Originally Posted by lhowemt
Wahoo!! Break out the turkey legs! I was sure this thread would turn into this! Schlitz is now one of the best "American Beers"
The Second Coming of YakGirl was dee-vinely ordained. We must sacrifice the turkey at the the riverside altar, roast its legs on a blazing driftwood fire while dancing the "Electric Slide," then wash it down with copious amounts of frosty Schlitz. These sacrements are, uhm, sacred
. Our religious freedom is being infringed upon by Godless state legislators who are trying to stop our Riverine Rituals.