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Old 08-06-2008   #31
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Originally Posted by pinemnky13 View Post
In response to #6, what happens if the guy is just a goofy bastard who can handle his own but occasionally falls off the his boat?
As long as you blow your whistle like a bad ass, then you're fine.

Edit- I'm not sure that really came out right in writing, but I'll leave it just for fun.

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Old 08-06-2008   #32
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You can have that Yak Girl! She can't swim for shit, but she blows like a pro! The whistle that is...

And y'all quit makin' funna me! I likes me some pork, some turkey, and some beer. What's wrong with that? You're all just jealous of my bad ass outboard motor! Them rangers are gunna have a helluva time catchin' me when I'm boatin' drunk!!!!

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Old 08-07-2008   #33
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Originally Posted by lhowemt View Post
Wahoo!! Break out the turkey legs! I was sure this thread would turn into this! Schlitz is now one of the best "American Beers"
The Second Coming of YakGirl was dee-vinely ordained. We must sacrifice the turkey at the the riverside altar, roast its legs on a blazing driftwood fire while dancing the "Electric Slide," then wash it down with copious amounts of frosty Schlitz. These sacrements are, uhm, sacred. Our religious freedom is being infringed upon by Godless state legislators who are trying to stop our Riverine Rituals.
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