Okay boys, play nice on that east coast/ west coast thing....
I mean, after all, we have mountains and lakes and rivers and streams, some beautiful scenery, a ton of class V/ V+ creeks (NOT that that's my
), and some pretty respectable paddling out there for the rest of us.... not to mention, our "season" here runs year-round if you factor in the Plateau!
Not everyone drives a Ford with monster tires and W'04 stickers, wants to let you know exactly how fast you're going to hell, swigs moonshine in our roadside trailerpark behind the chain link fence-- with our husbands/ boyfriends who also happen to be our brother/ cousins, will let you know exactly how many albums are in our Hank Jr/ Elvis catalog, or proudly displays our collection of empty PBR/ Colt 45/ Southern Comfort bottles/ velvet Elvises/ diecast Nascar "collectables".... some of us you might actually *enjoy* having as neighbors!
Hell, after seeing that kayak strung up from the treetops driving back from the Ocoee last night, I may be considering a move out you guys' way myself.
Anyone looking for a roommate??