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Old 08-06-2009   #1
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What Leif's Mom Likes

She can now get all the rides she wants. Stay tuned as her lips hair get shorter and mine gets longer
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Old 08-07-2009   #2
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Ha ha! Made me laugh. The kids in your class are gonna be scared!

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Old 08-07-2009   #3
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Old 08-07-2009   #4
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stafford wanting the update of the gringo handlebar?

Step 1
Stop shaving your upper lip for at least six weeks. This is the toughest part, as the skin will become itchy, slightly irritated and you'll suddenly have to drink fluids out of a glass differently. Continue to shave the rest of your face as you wish.
Step 2
Buy Pinaud Clubman Mustache Wax. The 2003 winner of the world handlebar mustache contest, Gary Hagen, absolutely swears by it.
Step 3
Comb your mustache once a day. Create a "part" in the mustache by combing the mustache hair out from under the nose to the left and to the right respectively.
Step 4
Trim the center of your mustache with scissors while allowing the ends of your mustache to continue to grow long. The desired effect is that the ends of the mustache become long like hair, while the rest of the mustache maintains a trimmed neat appearance.
Step 5
Apply the mustache wax to each side of the mustache and roll it between your fingers back and forth so that you create long slicked hairs.
Step 6
Curl the hair of your mustache at the end using a pen, toothpaste cap or other small round object. Wind the hairs as tightly as possible repetitively. Once you remove the pen or your toothpaste cap, the ends of the mustache will snap curl into perfect handlebars.
this is more of the enlarged handlebar

im going with the upper lip
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Old 08-07-2009   #5
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The men of new castle love your mustache! They conference called me and told me!
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Old 08-07-2009   #6
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Like two cinnamon rolls glued to his cheeks...
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Old 08-07-2009   #7
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Wow, Smashing stache! You need to post periodic pictures!
Will they let you in the classroom with that thing?

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