First off Focker, NZ - not an Australian state... and if any kiwis heard that kind of talk they would likely beat you to the point where you'd have to use your male nursing skills on yourself.
Kyle - My homeboy Junior, otherwise known as Dave, is going to school in Christchurch. I use the word *going* loosely as he has already ditched a week or two to paddle on the west coast. Drop him an email at firstname.lastname@example.org
and he can probably hook you up with some peeps on the coast and will meet you for some action. Lucky.