Warning: Idiot Alert!!!!!
Giving you guys a heads up, there will be an Idiot asshole from Texas coming to "boat" next week through the 1st week of June. I would like everybody to be alert and if you see his dumb ass smoking weed, please have him arrested. The state of texas and all the boaters residing there would be ever greatful, infact, there may be a reward for it. In addition to this he plans on running clear creek including rigormortis. His boating skills are no match for clear creek and I would like to give you a heads up on that one as well. So if you see this idiot, just call the cops or something.