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Old 08-02-2009   #1
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VICTORY comes to Boulder!

As the undisputed champion, I would like to offer a few post-race observations to the mountainbuzz community.

1) Is is now obvious that Natural Light is indeed the beer of champions.

2) Yesterday, FoCo boaters (with the exception of Marty and Natalie) were embarrassed on their home turf.

3) The race next year will be held at 5 and 1/2 feet.

4) You should never, EVER, leave children around Kevin.

5) The Belt Buckle is going to deal with a lot of granola pussy and natural light this year.

6) Formal business attire is not as aerodynamic as it appears.

7) I'm already looking forward to the shit talking and race next year.

See you later Suckers!

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Old 08-02-2009   #2
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Just becuase I took last in the finals means I'm an embarrassment to FoCo? It must be my lack of shit talking.

I do agree that Kevin is an emBAREASSment to FoCo.

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Old 08-02-2009   #3
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1) Please engrave Chief tonto on the belt (Christian is his white man name).

2) Me and joe still will reject you as a mank member, you may be let in next year if you hold the race next year at 1 foot.

3) If the belt is removed by a boulder granola lovin hippie chick, you must spank her with it to freak dat bitch out, and afterword spray her with a hose to do us all a favor.

4) I would like to make a side bet of 12 beers for next years gnarrows race on top of the 6-pack for the gore race.

5) I think the entance fee for the race should be a costume of choice, for example Kevin could dress up like the dudes that get caught by Chris Hanson

6) Sorry me and Joe missed the race, if we were there we would have had a ferce battle for last place.
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