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Old 10-29-2008   #41
Evergreen, Colorado
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Now that I look at a map. Yes it was at Jensen.

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Old 10-29-2008   #42
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The crime on the patch right now is bad. I've had crews have cat tractors and front loaders disapear with flat bed tracks being the only evidence. The problem is it is probably some of the same guys that are working for them during the day. The sheriffs are out their, but it will take some really good luck to catch them.

Karma will get them in the end.

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Old 10-29-2008   #43
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might be worth it to ask the company shuttling your vehicles to drop them on the day that you take out, reducing the time they sit unattended. i worked for a raft company who ran shuttles on the Salt this year and that's the only way we did it.
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Old 10-29-2008   #44
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I'm just saying.... Imagine being perched a ways off in the bushes. Your car out in the open... Grand Junctions finest pieces of shit that they have to offer... Getting out of their car... Walking towards yours.... You Shoot out their back window....
Sending the scurrying for safety and cover... They freak out and take off....
Do you really think they'd call the police? Imagine.....

Thomas Jefferson said, Let no man be w/out a firearm at his side."
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Old 10-29-2008   #45
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F**K shooting out the window. A nice blast through the radiator and block with a high powered rifle. Then charge them with pistals blasting and yelling at them to drop or be dead. Duct tape them hand foot and mouth and then decide if you call the police, or drop them into the river.......

Probably break a few laws, but we can day dream....
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Old 10-29-2008   #46
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Originally Posted by goldcamp View Post
I like the easy steal 5 gallon tank with additives idea. You certainely couldn't get in trouble for that and destroying someones car is just revenge.
You can't get in trouble for it with out them admitting they stole it.
911 call
"Um ya my car just exploded,from the gas I put in it."
"Where did you get the gas?"
"I stole it from the back of some dudes pickup."
"I'll send an officer immediatly"
Personally I think it would be one of the best calls ever. But they would never be stupid enough to do that shit.
Or are they...
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Old 10-29-2008   #47
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Fuck it snowhere, just finish them off by throwin them in the river as a sacrifice to the river gods!
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Old 10-29-2008   #48
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Caspermike, I would hate to polute the river with their bodies!

Better still, just hike them in to the desert to die a slow death!
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Old 10-29-2008   #49
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No need for killin'. Ambush the perps and zip tie 'em to their bumpers. Drain their crankcases. Start their vehicles and let 'em seize up. Leave immediately. Mission accomplished.
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Old 10-29-2008   #50
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Vengeance with heart
One of these: Holds 200 rounds

With a bunch of these: (four grams of extremely hot pepper powder (Capsaicin II) There used in riot control

Crank that Tippmann up to 350 fps, get 30 feet away, and wait. When the thief's show up, lay into them.
Not only will they be blind, barely able to breath, and burning; they will have half dollar sized bleeding welts that will also burn like hell as long as you keep firing.

I would have high doubts that the thief would fuck with anyone for a great length of time

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