Originally Posted by milo
....you pointed out that i am the biggest tool, since then i've lost sleep and respect from loads of sicko kayakers...thanks bro...also, i sent out a blood sample to the C-T-C(center for tooliosis control) for testing...they came back negative for "tooliosis" but positive for "wooliosis".....they informed me that wooliosis is the reason i love women so much(holders of the wool)....i'd rather hang with hotties that a bunch of chachis....amazing how one letter in the alphabet can change the outlook on your life....so, i've sent the results to WOOLITE(for fine washables) and JOHN DEERE(wool farming division) and last but not least JOHNSON MILLS(fabricators of fine woolen products).....to see if i could gain sponsorship....not good enough in a kayak to gain sponsorship from the industry but we'll see about the other avenue....milozadik wishecouldski
That's what I'm talkin' about....good shit!!!
The Eddy....all I was saying is that Tooliosis seems to be "in the red" over there. Shamelessly I've taken the bait a couple times. I'd rather see threads like this.
"All I'm sayin is.......it's dangerous to have a race car in the red, I could blow at anytime.......well I'm a mushroom cloud layin' muthafucka, muthafucka....matter of fact why am I up here pickin' up pieces of this kids skull.....you're on brain detail.."
Food for thought.