FUNNY!!!! I love this...at least most have a good sense of humor on here!! Ha Haaaaa!! Almost as good as......
"I think what RiverTrollish is really trying to say is that he is upset he can't score with the female ark yeti guides. I know the feeling! You're paddling down browns, beautiful sunny day, hundreds of prepubescent teens cheering as you throw your first cartwheel. Then as you hit your roll on the fourth try, you see some seriously majestic armpit hair; braided.
Shes fucking beautiful! A hint of a mustache shadow her upper lip. Her scent is strong enough to attract hobos from three miles away. A chin beard trickles down into her cleavage, increasing in thickness as it travels south. Shes strong as a mule, and probably not into guys, but hot damn!
So the next time you guys feel like arguing with rivertrollish, at least know where hes coming from. Hes just simply a heartbroken fellow who doesn't have a Sasquatch of a female river guide to hold him in her arms when hes feeling blue." quoted from -"Smauk2"
Dream as if you'll live forever; Live as if you'll die today - James Dean