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Old 04-28-2011   #11
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Originally Posted by Fallingup View Post
I also had a love affair with an Arkansas guide…. He smelled like pbr and BO (just thinking about that smell gives me the shivers). He was strong and powerful, the way he rowed that Saturn raft down browns with beer in had just made me melt.
He wore a white t shirt under his wal-mart pfd and you could catch a glimpse of his lucky strike smokes rolled up in his sleeve when he pushed his oar blade through the water. We were approaching zume flume one hot day and he was working the oars real good like… The camera woman on the bank was getting all worked up just watching him. I got a bit jealous to say the least, so I jumped right on his lap while he rowed that bad boy right on down through. That camera woman was working her shutter just has hard as she could.
That ark boy bout took my life that day as I nearly died of heartbreak when we got to the take out. You see, it was just never meant to be cuz he was really in love with a guide from the Taylor who looked just as hot in tight wrangler jeans and a cowboy hat. Damn! You never really know with those boys!
Please god… send me some water so I can get off Mountain Buzz and get me another Ark Guide!
Hmmm, maybe I need to buy a saturn raft and start smoking again!!

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Old 04-28-2011   #12
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In my defense, she had a truck WITH a fully stocked cooler & promises of easy work on some ranch during mud season.

I still think about you every day fallingup..... I haven't showered since we met.

Come back to me?
Seriously, I need a ride..... And maybe twenty bucks if you got it.

On second thought, ten will do. Wouldn't want to be 'that' guy.

Never get out of the boat
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Old 04-28-2011   #13
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I like my XP. Of course, it's in my living room acting as a coffee table and lounge chair. Sure is comfy. It's never seen water. Will it leak? What sprayskirt should I buy? Is it good on Class II? How's the plastic? Can it be repaired if it cracks? How's it roll? Could it possibly be as sporty as my Vortex? I love frontsurfing six inch waves on Filter Plant. Will my size 13 feet get caught on the footpegs? Gosh. What a great thread!

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