K', I feel like a total idjit now ..... aparently I was in the wrong frame of mind. My apologies if I killed the vibe, and please, feel free to throw me under the bus to revive it. Carry on! Gonna go lighten up now...... riverrat, thx for setting me straight!
I'm a native Colorodan (that means I was born in and lived in Colorado my entire life). I have spent more time in, and have more respect for, the mountains than 90% of the people in this state.
I am also a "newbie" ......
Picking on Texans is fun and easy. Easy because you don't really have to do anything, just sit back and watch and listen. They're always going to do something entertaining and probably within the realm of achieving that ultimate goal of getting their very own Darwin Award.
Now, that being said. 303, 720, 970, 719, (how the Hell did 307 get into Colorado? Did anyone check them for illegal fireworks or sheep? In any case, they need a visa and a passport.) we all live here, whether we're transplants, vagrants, miscreants, deviants, or simply eco-friendly-tree-shagging f-tards.
The only bone I have is manners. Manners you ask, what manners? Exactly. Okay, for the dipshits in the hole, please follow these rules (and this does not apply to boaters who know wtf they're doing, just the idiots):
LOOK UPSTREAM ONCE IN AWHILE!
DOWNSTREAM TRAFFIC HAS THE RIGHT-OF-WAY! Check the laws of navigation should you doubt me. (this even include tubers)
BE COURTEOUS
SMILE WHILE YOUR SURF (if you're not having fun, why the f**k are you there in the first place. The serious look on your face doesn't make you an awesome boater, it just makes you look like someone with a bad case of the runs or someone who's gf just dumped them for a woman)
LANGUAGE (because you can say the word F**K, and maybe even spell it doesn't mean you should flail it about. There are a lot more kids on the river these days)
ASSIST OTHER BOATERS IN NEED (this one burns my butt when I see someone swim and the people closest to the swimmer do absolutely nothing, that is not very classy or smart).
Okay, I'm done...... flame me
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And the Lord said, let there be whitewater. So on Friday, the 13th day of the month....
The only bone I have is manners. Manners you ask, what manners? Exactly. Okay, for the dipshits in the hole, please follow these rules (and this does not apply to boaters who know wtf they're doing, just the idiots):
LOOK UPSTREAM ONCE IN AWHILE!
DOWNSTREAM TRAFFIC HAS THE RIGHT-OF-WAY! Check the laws of navigation should you doubt me. (this even include tubers)
BE COURTEOUS
SMILE WHILE YOUR SURF (if you're not having fun, why the f**k are you there in the first place. The serious look on your face doesn't make you an awesome boater, it just makes you look like someone with a bad case of the runs or someone who's gf just dumped them for a woman)
LANGUAGE (because you can say the word F**K, and maybe even spell it doesn't mean you should flail it about. There are a lot more kids on the river these days)
ASSIST OTHER BOATERS IN NEED (this one burns my butt when I see someone swim and the people closest to the swimmer do absolutely nothing, that is not very classy or smart).
Okay, I'm done...... flame me
Mike, you've been paddling those playparks in the 303, haven't you?
Sorry, I just felt that this thread had strayed off topic and figured I would do what I could to redirect it.
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"The world would be a better place if everyone kayaked."-Brad Ludden (Valhalla)
"You only get one chance to run a drop blind."-DD
See to me this whole area code thing doesn't matter. Know why?
Cause I've got hoes (I've got hoes)
In different area codes (area) area codes (codes)
Hoes (hoes...hoes) in different area codes (area) area
codes (codes)
Now you thought I was just 7-7-0, and 4-0-4?
I'm worldwide,GET act like ya'll know
It's the abominable-hoe man
Glob-trot international postman
Neighbor-dick dope man
7-1-8's, 2-0-2's I send small cities and states
IOU's, 9-0-1, matter fact 3-0-5, I'll jump off
the G4, we can meet outside
So control your hormones and keep your drawers on
'Till I close the door and I'm jumpin your bones,
3-1-2's, 3-1-3's (oh), 2-1-5's, 8-0 tree's (oh)
Read your horoscope and eat some horderves
Ten on pump one, these hoes is self serve, 7-5-7,
4-1-0's, my cell phone just overloads
Now everyday is a hoe-ly day, so stop the violence
and put the 4-4 away, skeet shoot a hoe today, 5-0-4,
9-7-2's 7-1 tree, watcha gunna do? You checkin' out the
scene, I'm checkin' a hot tonite with perpendicular,
vehicular homicide 3-1-4, 2-0-1 (hey)
Too much green, too much fun
I bang cock in Bangkok, can't stop, I turn and hit
the same spot, think not, I'm the thriller in Manilla
in Hong Kong, Pimp 'em like Boshop, Magic, Don Juan
Man after a Henny and a coke and a smile, I just pick
up the muthafuckin phone and dial, I got my condums
in a big ass sack, I'm slangin this dick like a New Jack
(biatch)
[Nate Dogg]
Is it cuz they like my gangsta walk? (gangsta walk)
Is it cuz they like my gangsta talk? (gangsta talk...ohh)
Is it cuz they like my handsome face? (handsome face)
Is it cuz they like my gangsta ways? (gangsta ways...ohh)
Whatever it is, they love it, and they just won't let me be
I handles my biz, don't rush me (area) just relax and let
me be
free (codes)
Whenever I call (I call), come runnin' 2-1-2 or 2-1-3, you
know
that I ball (I ball), stop frontin' ot I'll call my
substitute freak (hoes)
Uh, 9-1-6, 4-1-5, 7-0-4, Shout out to the 2-0-6, Everbody
in the 8-0-8
Ha-ah, 2-1-6, 7-0-2, 4-1-4, 3-1-7, 2-1-4's and the 2-8-1's,
3-3-4, 2-0-5, I
see ya, Uh-uh, 3-1-8, 6-0-1's, 2-0 tree, 8-0-4, 4-0-2,
3-0-1, 9-0-4, 4-0-7,
8-5-0, 7-0-8, 5-0-2, Hoes in different area codes, know
that Southern
Hoes-pitality, Northern Exhoes-ure, Ha-ha, hoe ridin' on
the West Coast
Ya understand what I'm sayin? Uh-uh, hoe-cus pocus, you the
dopest
Uh, hoes to the right, hoes to the left, five hoes this time
WHOO!!!! HOE-NO!!! (**laughin**)
The hip-hop hoeoller-coaster, that's what we on right now
Ha-ha, no need to get all hoes-tile
YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!
WHOO!!!! Def Jam Southern Baby, Distubing the peace
Dazaphy-zy, Uncle face, Ludacris, uh, hoes....(**whistlin**)
I'm sweatin like a muthaf.....
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"Gangstas make the world go round" - Ice Cube
aparently I was in the wrong frame of mind. My apologies if I killed the vibe, and please, feel free to throw me under the bus to revive it. Carry on! Gonna go lighten up now......
riverrat, thx for setting me straight!
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