Gotta go.. someone's on the prowl at The Cruise Room.
"The Wikipedia online encyclopedia defines a “cougar” as “an older woman, usually in her early 30s or 40s who sexually pursues younger men.”
"...today the cougar is portrayed in the media as a woman who is a very sophisticated, attractive, and sensually aware and who is very much in control of her life. She’s got a lot of energy, is very fit and healthy and is successful and independent."
WTF? Laura Lieff needs to talk to some dudes and get her story straight. 30s? Sophisticated, sensually aware, fit, healthy, successful? No. Nope. Wrong. If a 'Cougar' was all of this, she wouldn't be in a bar preying on young men. She'd be my girlfriend... if I could just find her. But I digress. A 'Cougar' is a chick, generally in her 40s. Maybe in shape but could be one of those women who may have been hot at one time but is now holding on the the shreds of her former attractiveness by stuffing her fat ass and other sagging body parts into tight fitting clothing. The key to the 'Cougar' is the habitat and behavior. The only place a woman like this can survive is in bars where she can pounce on unsuspecting (or maybe I should say 'willing') young men heavily under the influence of alcohol. Pussy, meet Dick. Cheers.
Now I know why I was given such a hard time for my thread. The only thing I can read on the Buzz is how to miss spell and "use of slang". What the hell is have bread? Do you mean half breed?
Hi guys, No you didn't scare me off that easily. Just to comment on area codes, I would rather live in 790, but 303 seems to be more convenient. Plus the air MUST be way too thin in 790. Just joking I'm just trying to piss people off again. You guys are great. See ya on the river.
Now I know why I was given such a hard time for my thread. The only thing I can read on the Buzz is how to miss spell and "use of slang". What the hell is have bread? Do you mean half breed?
Hi guys, No you didn't scare me off that easily. Just to comment on area codes, I would rather live in 790, but 303 seems to be more convenient. Plus the air MUST be way too thin in 790. Just joking I'm just trying to piss people off again. You guys are great. See ya on the river.
Hey Sugass... don't knock the buzzards for misspelling when you can't spell either
Just havin fun on the buzz since I'm stuck at work and can't paddle...
Hope all the drama 'bout the Upper C, has chilled... bummer of an event to be involved in, thanks for doing your part.
I'm a native Colorodan (that means I was born in and lived in Colorado my entire life). I have spent more time in, and have more respect for, the mountains than 90% of the people in this state.
I am also a "newbie" to the sport of kayaking who lives in the 303 area code. I started because of the challenge, camraderie, and opportunity to experience the mountains away from the idiots that seem to dominate the world.
If the rival crybaby B.S. mentality portrayed in this thread is really what this sport is about, then give it up, go earn millions of dollars playing Football, Basketball, Baseball, etc., and find some other way to feed your pathetic egos.
Until you can learn to respect the rivers and mountains, as well as each other, then you have no business being there. You sure as hell have no business claiming right or ownership regardless of your ability or residence.
I'm a native Colorodan (that means I was born in and lived in Colorado my entire life). I have spent more time in, and have more respect for, the mountains than 90% of the people in this state.
I am also a "newbie" to the sport of kayaking who lives in the 303 area code. I started because of the challenge, camraderie, and opportunity to experience the mountains away from the idiots that seem to dominate the world.
If the rival crybaby B.S. mentality portrayed in this thread is really what this sport is about, then give it up, go earn millions of dollars playing Football, Basketball, Baseball, etc., and find some other way to feed your pathetic egos.
Until you can learn to respect the rivers and mountains, as well as each other, then you have no business being there. You sure as hell have no business claiming right or ownership regardless of your ability or residence.
by george, i think you missed the entire point of this thread.
nah j/k i'm sure everyone that has contributed so far was 100% genuine, and truly serious. that certainly makes more sense.
yette, I think you kinda killed the vibe of this thread, but hey, since you made it all serious....I'm a native too and love kayaking and the other people who do it. Part of it is messing around and giving each other crap. As you get into the sport, you'll realize that everyone (typically) looks out for each other on the river. Like if you have sketchy swim, it doesn't matter if you're 303 or 970 or wherever, other boaters will help you out because they truly care about you. However, after making sure you're okay, you can bet they'll probably give you crap about it the next day, week, year..however long. I really haven't met any boaters who take their ego onto the river with them, and if they do, nobody wants to paddle with them anyway.
yette, I think you kinda killed the vibe of this thread, but hey, since you made it all serious....I'm a native too and love kayaking and the other people who do it. Part of it is messing around and giving each other crap. As you get into the sport, you'll realize that everyone (typically) looks out for each other on the river. Like if you have sketchy swim, it doesn't matter if you're 303 or 970 or wherever, other boaters will help you out because they truly care about you. However, after making sure you're okay, you can bet they'll probably give you crap about it the next day, week, year..however long. I really haven't met any boaters who take their ego onto the river with them, and if they do, nobody wants to paddle with them anyway.
K', I feel like a total idjit now ..... aparently I was in the wrong frame of mind. My apologies if I killed the vibe, and please, feel free to throw me under the bus to revive it. Carry on! Gonna go lighten up now...... riverrat, thx for setting me straight!
aparently I was in the wrong frame of mind. My apologies if I killed the vibe, and please, feel free to throw me under the bus to revive it. Carry on! Gonna go lighten up now......
riverrat, thx for setting me straight!
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