To all you Buzz newbies...

[DurangoSteve]

Q: Know why Pronghorns run so damned fast?

A: They saw what those Wyoming boys did to the sheep.

[nmalozzi]

can't we all just get a long and make fun of texas?

[DurangoSteve]

That's a reasonable request...

Originally Posted by nmalozzi

can't we all just get a long and make fun of texas?

[Jensjustduckie]

Originally Posted by nmalozzi

can't we all just get a long and make fun of texas?

Yeah! Or Nebraska - they're really fun to make fun of - they take it all so seriously!

Q- How do you get a Huskers Cheerleader into an Elevator?


A- Grease the doors and throw in a Twinkie

or

Q- What's the difference between a Huskers linebacker and a Huskers Cheerleader?

A- About 5lbs.

[original durangotang]

Thats funny.

I always thought Colorado consisted of the San Juans.

And then the rest of the state.

Originally Posted by WhiteLightning

Correction: There are two distinct regions: Colorado, and a prarie region that we captured from Kansas called the 303. 'Round these parts we call it West Kansass. We captured it because we needed an in-state place to buy furniture from Jake Jabs and build office buildings for Vail Resorts...

[cma]

Originally Posted by C_Boater

http://www.theurbanbrain.com/denver/...cougarclip.jpg

here...kitty...kitty....

Thanks for the link.. full story here:
http://www.glendalecherrycreek.com/D...%20-%201,5.pdf

Gotta go.. someone's on the prowl at The Cruise Room.

[hojo]

Oh SJ, I'm calling you out! You commented that, "...there seem to be new people to the Buzz as well as new people to Colorado on here so here goes."

Then you pointed out how Colorado "use" [sic] to be divided into 303 and 970. Well, either you're to young to remember, or you're new to Colorado (and by new I mean not native)! The West Slope, and indeed everything else that wasn't in that silly 719, didn't get 970 until the middle 1980s. So, in reality, Colorado "use" [sic] to be us (303) and them (719). The "rest" succeeded in seceding from 303 just as Denver was importing mass amounts of foreigners. So, lets hear it... how long have you been here?

And don't get me started on those 720ers... it seems they were actually kicked out of 303. How shameful is that?

I'm sad to say that 10 years ago I migrated from 970 to 303 and now live in 507, but the boating and boaters here are worth their salt (even if I'm not!)

-hoj

[dograft83]

So am i a have bread if i have a 303 and 720?

[lmyers]

Originally Posted by hojo

Oh SJ, I'm calling you out! You commented that, "...there seem to be new people to the Buzz as well as new people to Colorado on here so here goes."

The West Slope, and indeed everything else that wasn't in that silly 719, didn't get 970 until the middle 1980s. So, in reality, Colorado "use" [sic] to be us (303) and them (719).

719 is the place to be! That is unless you like crime, pollution, and sitting in traffic. Plus the cost of living in Chaffee county kicks the shit out of the I-70 corridor, not to mention the Ark will probably run into September this year. Nah, I waved goodbye to the front range long ago...

[randomnature]

I love it when people get liquored and type. Opinions mean so much more when editing goes out the window and its all about the quest to hit RETURN, be herd and laugh at the responses. Would it not it be nice if it rained and fattened up our waters?