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Old 06-13-2012   #21
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A blond is sitting in a raft, in the middle of a field, rowing away. Another blond is driving down the road and sees her. She stops her car and yells at the blond in the field. " Its blonds like you that give blonds like me a bad name, And if I could swim I would come out there and kick your ass."

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Old 06-13-2012   #22
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get a sense of humor.

I thought the prayer comment was funny too. And I am religious. I believe in His Noodly Goodness. RAMEN

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Old 06-13-2012   #23
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2 blondes are fishing in a rented boat, they are catching fish left and right for hours. Eventually they realize they are out of time and must return the boat but they want to remember where they were so they can return and catch more fish.

The one blonde says to the other "I know - I'll use my eyeliner pencil to mark a big X on the bottom of the boat so we will know that X marks the spot!! This way we'll be able to find this same spot again!"

The other blonde replies with "But how do you know we'll get the same boat?"
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Old 06-13-2012   #24
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Old 06-13-2012   #25
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whats the difference between a female raft guide & sasquatch? One is harry all over & shit's in the woods, & the other one doesn't exist.
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Old 06-13-2012   #26
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"I like to think of Jesus like a mischievous badger. "

"I like to think of Jesus like a shapeshifter, or a changeling, like that guy--you ever hear of that TV show Manimal? "

"I like to think of Jesus like a figure skater, who wears, like, a white outfit, and he does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey."

"I like to think of Jesus like a muscular trapeze artist."

"I like to think of Jesus like a dirty old bum. He's comin' up to me, and I'm 'bout to sock him, cause, you know, he's a dirty old bum, but then I say, "Wait a minute, there's something... I don't know, special about this guy.""
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Old 06-14-2012   #27
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BWWWAAAAHHAAHHA, you guys crack me up!!!
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Old 06-14-2012   #28
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shake and bake
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Old 06-14-2012   #29
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So this crusty old raft guide who finally kicked the bucket was standing at the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to let him in. Just then a dude with long hair, a paddle, and wearing a PFD walks up, gives Peter a high-five, and just strolls on in... The old guide says "Hey St. Peter. Who was that guy??" And Peter responds "Oh, that's just Jesus. He thinks he's a raft guide."
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Old 06-14-2012   #30
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Thank you Alan, I am going to add this one to my repertoire now

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