Duck tape rulz. In the post-apocalyptic world it will traded as a commodity, like gold or spices or wampum. And now it comes in colors. Last year, my black car's bumper was held together by black duck tape for almost six months...and no one was the wiser. For the record, I noticed improved performance and horsepower.
I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people, because I bet a lot of high schools would pick "Americans" as their mascot. -Jack Handy