Since the Beginning of Time, Oars are what you use to Row the Boat. When you are using said sticks, you may be an Oarsman or a Rower, your choice. That's the way it is, Don't try to change it. You do use Paddles to Paddle the boat, however. You can also buy 7 Igloos for the price of 1 Yeti. The Yeti is still way cool. When rowing, Face the Danger and Pull Away From It. When Paddling, Put yer Arse in Danger's Face and Paddle like Hell. One Legged Ducks Swim in Circles.
That's all I know.
Don't Wanna Die Askin' for Another Chance