Originally Posted by dirtbagkayaker
well, firebrick boofs best, Mango is the fastest of the three colors, and nothing punches holes better that ice. WTF yourrealdad, are you concern about looking preatty? *looks for testicals on yourrealdad* maybe you should wear mymamaspanties they look real cute on yourrealdad.. sorry, could not help myself. just having fun ;-}
Yo dirt, I would have worn your mama's panties but she likes easy access and goes commando. I did however wear her fuzzy clam coat and it kept my face real warm.
P.S. Highly scientific research show that if you look good boating you are less likely to swim and pull the gap tooth honey at the bar after a few PBRs