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Old 07-10-2006   #11
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I like to SLIDE down some hot panties, or SLIDE up my ladies dress, but SLIDE A KAYAK, now that sounds plain dumb to me!

SLIDES ARE EASY, espesially at the bowling alley!

I really don't like to let bullshit like this SLIDE BY.

hey diddle diddle...
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Old 07-10-2006   #12
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now that i think about it....SLIDES SUCK! they are ok if they have vert in them like cherry bomb, zute chute, and even the avalanche slide so to some degree i disagree. but no vert, no go. from now on i'm done with dumpy rapids like autobahn on south silver and the slide below the avalanche slide on obj.

no more running:
the source - it has a weak ass slide
cross - gay slides
upper jasper - gay ass class III slides (i may as well ass bong myself)
yule - dump
nfc - dogshit (i may have to walk the first from now on)
the green - off the list - don't forget power slide
obj, daisy, and upper east - are you kidding me?
anything in cali - i'll never go back

good thing big south does not have slides

from now on it's going to be nothing but throwing endless ends at golden or lyons

if you are running nothing but slides (and you know who you sliders are gary e)....YOU SUCK

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Old 07-10-2006   #13
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Yeah, when I walk out in my backyard and have the option of hittin' up the swing or going down the slide on the ol' playground set it's a no brainer brah, and a swing decision for sure. I mean I haven't went down that extremely stupid slide since like... '97 now that I think about! I should just burn the f$@#in' thing down! I gotta go, peace out...headed to the gas station for a lighter and a can of gas...
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Old 07-10-2006   #14
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All i've been doing is hitting up slides since i quit my job. You're right i wish i was sitting at a cubicle like you guys. that would be funner.
Seriously Dude!
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Old 07-10-2006   #15
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I have Objective proof that slides suck. Just watch this vid of me on a lame ass slide a couple of weeks ago:

Just try to argue with me now.
"Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at
one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."

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Old 07-10-2006   #16
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Definitely a sweet beatdown.
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Old 07-10-2006   #17
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Originally Posted by asoutherner
The second picture is Mike Tysons not Mortal Kombat or Anaconda.
Not that it matters but I'm sticking with my first decision. Mike Tyson's is almost flat above the last drop and the drop above that has a huge (8'+) pillow on it on the RR side.

But, I could be wrong. That's the wierdest angle of that drop that I've seen. Most of them highlight the huge f-ing undercut that the RR side of the last drop falls into.

I havn't been to the Raven in almost 3 years. So, memory could be fading.


On a side note.. Check this for video of it.

The long one at the end with Tommy and John is Mike Tyson's. There is a good 30' of gradient above it to get to that entrance 10'er.
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Old 07-10-2006   #18
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FWIW, the filename daniel had the foto saved as included "MikeyT's", confirming that it is in fact Tysons .. but that's neither here nor there. Let's try to tighten up here, gents. Sliding off topic is almost as booty as sliding on water-covered bedrock.
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Old 07-11-2006   #19
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back on point

more evidence that slides are only for class III posers:

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this shit is to funny.

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