I used to think the long-hairs runnin' around Boulder who haven't taken a shower in a month, like the smell of B.O. and who grow their dreds out to be more "heady brah" were the most pathetic alpha males when it comes to pickin' up chicks... but this thread has served as a wake-up call that the boating community in Colorado is in WAY worse shape.
I mean come on boys... you guys are all so pathetic I bet the last time you got laid was when you got drunk, spread peanut butter all over your nutsack and asshole and had your dog lick it off for fun.
I have to wonder what is wrong with this sport when a perfectly nice lady comes on here, tells you she is single, is looking for someone to paddle with and the best you guys can do is say, "give me a picture" or "I can't teach you to paddle, but learn how and I'll grab a beer with you."
SHIIIIT.... I bet you'd make her pick up the tab for that beer too wouldn't you, you lazy, non-pussy getting, masterbating loser. Why don't you just go home after your next Waterton run, grab the lube and go town on yourself because that is pretty much the only game you know how to throw. Unfortunately that is probably the daily routine for you JC.
And to you, the single girl in Gunny, I say forget these losers. Go find a rubber pusher who will spit game at you that goes beyond the 3rd grade mentality of these masterbaters. GEEZSH, no wonder so many boaters are single...
It's the Chronciles(what) of Narnia gentleman and you all suck at pickin' up the smooth, smelly, slimey pooootananeeeey. I'm goin' light one up for all the losers who call themselves "monster boaters." I just call yo sorry asses "single."
I hope you're all on board cause this bus is ready to roll.