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Old 04-06-2006   #41
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To make up for all the foolish things I said, tomorrow night, I will escort you to my crib, where I will prepare for you a romantic meal comprised of succulent lobster from the finest sea. We will both eat the lobster and enjoy a side dish of rice with it.
you are smooth.
Lobsters are tasty, but generally you dont see many of those on the river.
when was the last time you went boating and caught some lobsters? Or did you pick up some crabs on the way home?
I think most girl paddlers are more into the camp fires, and sleeping under the stars. And yes Electric-Mayhem s'mores with lots of chocolate.

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Old 04-06-2006   #42
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Never thought this thread would get this large in a day. Here's some responses back the best way I could.

Zbaird - RE: . . . i.e. i just got done with surgery from busting my face while saving lives and since i am layed up a little and trying to heal my face and since i love helpingg people i would love to show you down some easier runs to get your boat wet. you never know you may have just passed on the only chick you could have ever convinced to row your gear. scare the hell out of her in a kayak, tell her how much better rafting is. hand her the oars and paddle of. barkow felis cant be on every trip ya know.
OUCH!!! I know what that's like from a bicycle accident I had 15 years ago.

Holley - RE: That's some funny shit. Whether yakgrrl was looking for aHolley, you have *no idea* how hard I had to try & hold myself back when it came to *not* posting that same mantra/ bit of advice!
date or a boating partner, y'all have proved it...When it comes to meeting men on the river, "the odds are good but the goods are odd".

I couldn't agree with you more!

Newby0616 RE: Yakgrrl, I should be out mid-June (one of my girlfriends there has her baby coming home from the hospital then-- long story, but I'll be out to lend a hand & do a little boating), and would be more than happy to hit up a couple of the local runs with ya' then? Fellas, y'all'll have to let me know what can't be missed once we finish up on the II/III read-n-runs in the morning-- FLOW, don't worry: I'll hold your hand on the easy stuff, and we'll think about letting you come play shuttle bunny for us gals while we hit some of the more challenging runs later in the day?? LOL

I'd definately be down for that!!! Let me know where. I'll send ya more of a message soon!

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Old 04-06-2006   #43
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my face is intact sans titanium plate, for now anyway. it is joe who needs the sympathy and had the busted face. i was giving him material for him not me. the last thing i need is another woman. when it comes down to it all a real woman is looking for in a man is a nice groover and a big firepan.
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Old 04-07-2006   #44
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Hey there Newby!
Damn Girl! You've got a great hit-it-in-your-face, down to earth, humerous writing style to ya! Ya know, years ago, I knew this kayaker guy (who is - too - from the Southeast) who was single (at the time, at least), wanted to meet a kayaker chic, but, "she couldn't boat better than me," he said.
I think dude needs to meet you so he can be put in his place.
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Old 04-07-2006   #45
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One more thing to ya'll!!! This whole post sounds like a bunch of drunks around a camp fire in the middle of the desert at some rivercamp somewhere. Pass me a beer, whould ya? And that smokie somestance, too! Who's dog is this passed out on my lap?
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Old 04-07-2006   #46
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This post is better than Desperate Housewives
"You're gonna be doin a lot of doobie rolling when youre LIVIN IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER"
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Old 04-07-2006   #47
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Yakgrrl.....This is a campfire....why do you keep acting like you're typing on a message board?? I think it's time you give me back my "smokeable substance" as you sooo like to call it....cause you're done. As for my dog sitting in your lap, you're going to be really disappointed when you figure out how many times he has pissed all over you.....I guess that will go well with all the drool that has slopped all over you while smokem and JC have been playing with each other's cock&balls......Good luck with these goofy bastards....

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Old 04-08-2006   #48
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Well Geezz kayakarkansas I'll guess I'll retire back at camp now and go to sleep on this post nice in comforable in my sleeping bag. Thanks for the advice, though
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What kind of boat do you have? As a beginner it probably does not matter that much, focus more on the technique basics than equipment and you should be fine. As far as advise, go to any whitewater kayak shop and you will find all the information you need, including people to boat with. Their faces are generally not as round or bright yellow and their comments not as bold or edited for coolness. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention :P and dont forget :P .
make sure to and the most important thing to remember is

And you are set to go.
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Old 04-08-2006   #50
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Haha, advice is freely given....If you want another girl to learn with my girlfriend will be out on the Arkansas all summer. She is an absolutely terrible kayaker although she wants to get better. I've just been hit in the teeth with my own paddle one too many times to continue teaching her without witnesses. I'm sure she would love to hook up for some runs with you and hell, I might even go along for saftey/bad-advice if need be . We'll be out around mid-June. Should be a good time for class II-III boating anyway. Good luck....(sorry about the terribly sarcastic post last night....I think I remember drinking the better part of a bottle of So. that imaginary fire was really warming my fingers....


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