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Old 05-06-2008   #1
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Join Date: May 2007
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Shuttle Bitch: New Game, New Rules!

Okay, just like the ice cream game for rollers and along the lines of the booty shot for swimmers...

Here is the game for the kayaker/rafters who always come through with never coming through...if your shit is all apart this may help to get your shit together!

Rule #1 If you commit to running a river and don't show up you owe a shuttle!
Rule #2 If you call at the last minute and back out of a trip you owe a shuttle!
Rule #3 If you have gathered more than 3 shuttle bitch points you are no longer included on river trips, you are designated shuttle bitch from now until redemption.
Rule #4 If you F up really bad (you're already supposed to be shuttle bitch and don't show up) you are banished from the river posse call list. Delete this member of your posse from speed dial and always answer their calls in a suspicious "Hello?".

Stipulations: if you are designated a shuttle bitch reason #1 or #2 above and show up for your job, this is cool, you may run the river trip today. If you are at rule #3 you may only call to offer to run shuttle and you may NOT run the river this trip as you are in redemption stage to rule #2 status. If you are a violator of rule #4 the only way for redemption is for another member to call you for a shuttle, in this case you CANNOT refuse and you CANNOT run the river, ohh and don't even try to organize a trip you bitch!

I've never boated before, but I have posted a lot on Mountain Buzz!
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