Dear Eagle County boaters,
Not all of you are oscar myer weiners but for sure most of you are.
Sorry I have been absent from this Eagle bashing thread, but some things need to be cleared up here. A 20 day trip on the Grand Canyon for Gear Testing really takes you out of the scene, my apologies.
Routt County is not afraid of beer bongs. KT has had some very bad experiences drinking anything else besides whiskey before boating class V. Kudos to his superb liver. He would not have fired up Stupid the next day instead of rafting Oh - Be if he was drinking beer.
Eagle Co, Don't even try to stop this thread's message. If you all are trying to call us out, watch out cause we are now stronger than ever. With 3 first D's in our region last year and you all only having one sick creek that you somehow seem to never clean, I think you need to pipe down. Craporadon, you have some serious shit under your belt so this is directed at the rest of your slack ass crew. off the couch
And you boys better recognize that we are going to win most competitions and creek races throughout the state. Beware team D, I hope the timing won't be skewed towards them because I have some sick old boats that are going to shut yall up. Old school prijons bring the thunder, especially with the chunderposse bringing yall down. Wayne Chorter is back on the team, Chunderboy came to me in a dream and said, ask Kato and Waynechorter to travel the state with you in a mountain rescue ambulance and give the Eagle County Crowd a clinic in manners and local creek chainsaw cleaning. So when you are ready please schedule that around my event tour.
May 4th,5th, and 6th Glenwood, CO Glenwood Canyon Canoe and Kayak swap
May 18th 19th 20th Buena Vista CO CKS Paddlefest
May 28th Steamboat, Paddling Life Invitational, Memorial Day
May 29th - June 3rd Vail, Teva Mountain Games
June 9th, 10th, 11th Steamboat Springs, Yampa River Festival
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is where we will continue to bash you all in a whitewater guide to the world. All need to know your shortcomings and I am happy to cry it from the roof tops. I still need help with content on this site so please email me photos if you want em posted by the runs I am missing, firstname.lastname@example.org
Don't try to change to focus of this topic to what you wish you had done. We are going to come into your back yard, run it film it, and claim it. Cause when we claim we deliver.