one things for sure, everybody is invited to my state except for yeti. It doesn't matter if you're too pussy to take a beer bong or flake out on your claims, or even if you're from Vail, i'll rip you on the buzz and drink beer with you at the take-out. You're all welcome to rip on me too. (Except Yeti). The cow piss thing was funny btw.
The fact of the matter is this thread started out by RCRE getting called out, it's not a thread about ass bongs and fags until yeti and gapers piped in. That's when things got homosexual. I think the only "forum buzzard" is yeti, everyone else actually kayaks. So yeti, I'm sure you could be a forum buzzard on a gay website and get all your assbong questions answered, then at least the premise of the site would be more conducive to your lifestyle. And i think gapers would be a good screenname on a site like that too