What's the difference between a female raft guide and a bear?
One is big, brown and hairy and the other one's a bear.
How do you find a male raft guide in the dark?
It's not hard.
"There is NOTHING--absolute nothing--half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats. Look here! If you've really nothing else on hand this morning, supposing we drop down the river together, and have a long day of it?" -Wind in the Willows