Now as you read this you should use a South Carolina or Georgia female accent for anything in quotations.
Three southern belles; Bobby Sue, Sarah May and Betty Lou, are sitting on the veranda of one of there mansions talking about what ther husbands did for them over the summer.
Bobby Sue tells the girls, "On our summer vacation, my husband took me to Europe. We travelled all over for 6 weeks, visiting France, Spain Germany, Switzerland and Holland. We drank wine and had the perfect summer." The ladies all responded "How nice, how very, very nice."
Sarah May tells the group about her summer, "My husband rented an RV an we drove all over the United States. We went to Nashville, St. Louis, New York City, Boston, Denver, San Francisco, Seattle and San Antonio visiting all sorts of famous places and national parks." The ladies responded, "Ooo how nice, how very, very nice!"
Finally both Sarah May and Bobby Sue ask Betty Lou what she did over her summer. She replied with, "My husband sent me to charm school." Shocked the women said, "Charm school!?? Why on Earth would he send you to charm school??" Betty Lou replies with, "He sent me to charm school so I could learn to say 'How nice, how very, very nice' instead of 'FUCK YOU!' "