Beer and Blondes
Q: How's coors light like having sex in a kayak?
A: They are both F***ing near water.
* A blonde was driving down the road when she looked to her left and saw another blonde paddling her kayak in a field of crops.
She pulled over, got out and shouted to the blonde in the kayak, "It's blondes like you that give blondes like me a bad name! You're lucky I can't swim, else I'd come over there and sort you out!
If you're going to stick it out there, don't be afraid to get it cut off.