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Old 09-05-2007   #41
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Another Beaver story.
I woman had just seen her first live beaver on the UPC.
Woman: "They're so big!"
Me: "Yep."
Woman (retorically): "Why does nature have to be so big?"

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Old 09-05-2007   #42
B.V., Colorado
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custy: when do we tip the guide?

me: after they tip you!

one of my other favorites...
a custy looking at a private kayaker: how do they sit in those things?
me: as if he was jumping a hurdle,one leg front,one leg get used to it.

I learned this one from a video boater on the Gauley...
custies: let us see you roll
vb: what, you wanna see how a kayaker rolls???-proceeds to pop skirt, make hand jesters like rolling a fatty, lick it, light it.

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Old 09-05-2007   #43
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custy looking at a kayaker: "Where do their legs go?"

"If we're paddling the raft, how come we need you (the guide) along?"

Custy: "Why don't you start trips before 10am?" Me:"Becuase they don't turn the water on untill then" Custy: "Oh, okay"

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Old 09-05-2007   #44
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Stupid Questions...

What's PBR?
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Old 09-05-2007   #45
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Custy: "Does this river flow uphill?"
Me: "Yep only one in the world."
You ARE a soul, you HAVE a body.

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Old 09-06-2007   #46
Crested Butte, Colorado
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Why do you carry a knife? Because my boss won't let me carry a gun.

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