Posting Pics (totally subjective gallery rules) - Page 3

leadpipes · 05-17-2006

Here are a few more suggestions that will improve the photo page.
1. Photo posts must include at least one waterfall of no less than 28.6. Two tiered waterfalls equaling a total free fall of 28.6 are acceptable provided the distance between each tier is no more than 12.3.
2. Falls no less than 12.7 are acceptable so long as the kayaker is not using a paddle.
3. Falls no less than 6.5 are acceptable provided the sun is shining, the sediment level is less than 3 PPM, the water is a hue between ultramarine and turquoise but not to exceed hunters green. -sorry, in this case Gilman Gorge is cut, unless...
4. The kayaker is wearing a silly hat.

Those wishing to take over the home page must prove the above criteria is met and win an online game of rock paper scissors with the current home page photo owner before posting their totally sic pic.

&d · 05-17-2006

RDNEK .. yeah there is probably a configuration file setting that could be
switched from 0 to 1 there is definately a line or twenty of php code that could be commented out or modified in order to change how new pics get posted

RiverWrangler · 05-17-2006

at least lead pipes knows what I'm talking about.

ag3dw · 05-17-2006

Yea lead, we need standards. They should be glad that measly 5 m drop was buried so fast; they should be embarrassed and ashamed to draw attention to the subject. 10 meters min.

holley · 05-17-2006

Allright, Evan. Now you've really done it. Before we only had BroccoliBoy and TeleTuesday to worry about...now we've got Chewbacca and rubber duckies?? Way to go.

I like the idea of MB photo general. Maybe we can get you a badge or a hat or something...I'll work on that.

stinginrivers · 05-17-2006

Leadpipes I like where you are going with this, my only question though is what is the criteria for the silly hats?

I mean does a goofy saying count or does it have to be in the shape of a dick? I like silly hats but I hate so fucking gaper fake dreaded hats. So I say even if you run a 45' falls and have a colorful fake dreadlock hat on your picture can't go up.

FLOWTORCH · 05-17-2006

Can we take a que from ratemycameltoe.com and just rate the pics from 1 to 10? If your average is below 3 it get's banished. And Chewbaca on the drums is fuckin awesome...but not as awesome as this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq6vu...%2F%3Fid%3D269

Totally awesome.

Caspian · 05-17-2006

Flowtorch, that is painful. And I thought the net had bottomed out when I saw this:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...d+on+a+feeling

And rating sytem would be alright. But I never look at the front page anyway...

thecraw · 05-17-2006

Flowtorch... you definitely win with that one...

Painful as it was I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard... Good find...

FLOWTORCH · 05-17-2006

It is painful, sorry bout that. But were you not blazed once you heard his audio demo? That hasselhoffer clip just...just left me speechless...felt like i'd been dosed or somethin.