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Old 05-17-2006   #21
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improvements

Here are a few more suggestions that will improve the photo page.
1. Photo posts must include at least one waterfall of no less than 28.6’. Two tiered waterfalls equaling a total free fall of 28.6’ are acceptable provided the distance between each tier is no more than 12.3’.
2. Falls no less than 12.7’ are acceptable so long as the kayaker is not using a paddle.
3. Falls no less than 6.5’ are acceptable provided the sun is shining, the sediment level is less than 3 PPM, the water is a hue between ultramarine and turquoise but not to exceed hunters green. -sorry, in this case Gilman Gorge is cut, unless...
4. The kayaker is wearing a silly hat.

Those wishing to take over the home page must prove the above criteria is met and win an online game of rock paper scissors with the current home page photo owner before posting their totally sic pic.
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Old 05-17-2006   #22
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RDNEK .. yeah there is probably a configuration file setting that could be
switched from 0 to 1 there is definately a line or twenty of php code that could be commented out or modified in order to change how new pics get posted
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Old 05-17-2006   #23
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at least lead pipes knows what I'm talking about.
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Old 05-17-2006   #24
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Yea lead, we need standards. They should be glad that measly 5 m drop was buried so fast; they should be embarrassed and ashamed to draw attention to the subject. 10 meters min.
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Old 05-17-2006   #25
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Allright, Evan. Now you've really done it. Before we only had BroccoliBoy and TeleTuesday to worry about...now we've got Chewbacca and rubber duckies?? Way to go.

I like the idea of MB photo general. Maybe we can get you a badge or a hat or something...I'll work on that.



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Old 05-17-2006   #26
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Leadpipes I like where you are going with this, my only question though is what is the criteria for the silly hats?

I mean does a goofy saying count or does it have to be in the shape of a dick? I like silly hats but I hate so fucking gaper fake dreaded hats. So I say even if you run a 45' falls and have a colorful fake dreadlock hat on your picture can't go up.
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Old 05-17-2006   #27
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Can we take a que from ratemycameltoe.com and just rate the pics from 1 to 10? If your average is below 3 it get's banished. And Chewbaca on the drums is fuckin awesome...but not as awesome as this guy:



Totally awesome.
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Old 05-17-2006   #28
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Flowtorch, that is painful. And I thought the net had bottomed out when I saw this:

And rating sytem would be alright. But I never look at the front page anyway...
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Old 05-17-2006   #29
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Flowtorch... you definitely win with that one...

Painful as it was I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard... Good find...
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Old 05-17-2006   #30
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It is painful, sorry bout that. But were you not blazed once you heard his audio demo? That hasselhoffer clip just...just left me speechless...felt like i'd been dosed or somethin.
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