You know, Brook, there's a certain family resemblance between you and Hef. If I were you I'd lay claim to the throne that is rightfully yours!
I can tell you from experience it can be a long and exhausting process, and in the end you're likely to be restrained from going within a hundred yards of Graceland.
I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people, because I bet a lot of high schools would pick "Americans" as their mascot. -Jack Handy