You guys are hilarious. You sit there from your shitty homes in the Denver burbs in your cookie-cutter neighborhoods with your crap gear and throw stones at Boulder.
You know what? I work my ass off so I can live in one of the coolest places on the planet and own the best gear. Matching REI outfit? Bring it on. Beautiful women? I must have missed the downside to that one. Starbucks? Yeah, like your town doesnt have 60. At least we only have 4. And our independent shops and restaurants outnumber yours by 50-1 anyway.
So please spare us the "I'm so cool because I can pick on Boulder" attitude and remember who's spanking the hotties and biking to Walker Ranch the next time you're having that vienna sausage special at Applebee's.