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Old 10-26-2004   #1
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OT - How many forum members does it takes to change a light

Sorry if you have seen this before, but I thought it was funny and made me think of the 'buzz.

How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another
6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term
is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to
this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions
about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again.

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Old 10-26-2004   #2
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No mention of Chunderboy though..... I hope he comes back for the off season.

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Old 10-26-2004   #3
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How many kayakers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to screw it in, 10 to say I could have done that!
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Old 10-28-2004   #4
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how many kids with A.D.D does it take to change a light bulb?
I dont know. want to go ride bikes?

id rather beg for forgiveness than to ask promission
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