Nudist Deso-Gray raft trip

[Bornwithatail]

Well, sounds awesome except for the searing your junk part. Keep an eye out for the ranger, he may not be able to make you wear clothes, but he IS able to give you B.U.I.'s & stuff if he doesn't like the look of you, and you ARE in the Behave State. And a nice pair of big beautiful tubes (cats rule!)don't blind him; he'll still write ya up. Bugs will be worse than normal this season; high flows made a lot of backwaters & standing pools in the canyon. Working in the area & can tell you they are starting to multiply already. Any trips from here out better pack your ballistic bug kit.

[Randaddy]

gross

[Boofington]

I KNOW about the bugs at Deso-Gray. Luckily, as I've mentioned, that issue is solved. Between the DDT and the drunken stupor that we'll all be in, the bugs are not going to be a problem. The Ranger might pose a slightly greater problem, but I'm not going to let the pigs win. I'll think of something, possibly a trumped up accusation of forced sodomy in exchange for letting a substandard pfd slip by.

At any rate, this is going to be awesome, sort of like Burning Man, but on the river. I already have two other people interested, and we have two rafts. Message me if you are also interested.

George

[tballgame]

Like previous person mentioned, teach me your ways. You are 61 with a 25 year old girlfriend. Only 36 years of a difference. I am not here to player hate your mad skills, but here to learn. The only thing I am nervous about is would this be a cult or anything strange like that? I am game, but my balls get sticky in the summer and might stick to the hot dry box.

Ted

[wnccreeker]

DDT huh? Rachel Carson would be proud. Not sure if I would be putting that on or around... well yeah. Although, I guess there probably aren't enough nude rafting trips to cause a significant environmental impact.

[tboner]

you ever notice how all the nudest out there are the same people you don't want to ever see naked?

[nmalozzi]

Originally Posted by tboner

you ever notice how all the nudest out there are the same people you don't want to ever see naked?

This is true, but when you walk down the street most of the people you walk by you wouldn't want to see naked either. The odds are simply against us in this area.

[DurangoSteve]

Ironic, isn't it?

Originally Posted by tboner

you ever notice how all the nudest out there are the same people you don't want to ever see naked?

[FLOWTORCH]

How to score young chics, from the makers of rapist glasses...

[richp]

Hi,

If I did this, the rangers would most surely be making an arrest for Interstate Ugliness and Congenital Stupidity.

Rich Phillips