I'm sure you'll all be very disappointed to know that after I initially drained the bastard it didn't flare up again (three cheers for Ben's immune sytem!). So- no pics. Believe it or not though one of the first things I thought of after I took care of it was, "damn, I should have videotaped that!" The last time I hurt myself though I got a pretty sweet picture. I stood up under a cabinet and the corner went right through my head; I've got to say it's one of my most effective self-portraits ever. Thanks for all the help, especially from jennifer, you guys definetely opened my eye (no pun intended) as to how serious this can be. If you really want to see some eye carnage pics check out the link from alexhenes post, those are hard to beat.
The attendant at Ted's Place: "And from now on if I'm working when you come in here, you take as much Nacho Cheese for your burrito as you want- it's on me (wink)."